Power to the people!

Scott won’t let me, but I want to stage a mock presidential debate with the kittens. Here’s how it would play out: one kitten would wear a red tie, and the other a blue tie. We would have tiny cat-sized podiums for them to stand behind, preferably with little American flags hanging from the front (since they can’t wear flag pins. Stickers might work, but they’re likely to eat them). A small photo of the late Tim Russert would moderate. The kittens would probably stand behind their podiums for a minute or so, then Calvin would make a little mewing sound and Hobbes would launch himself over the podium to attack.